Mark and girls, Mom and Dad, Mary, Tracy, friends
Pris, Cindy, nieces and nephews, Brie, John and Di.......
You know I believe that cancer can be cured nutritionally. This blog is all about it.
As you know, I have a little ministry helping my neighbors and friends through their health scares with nutrition and immune boost information.
But I need to tell you something. I talk to people who have terrible cancers and terrible auto-immune diseases: pancreatic cancer, undiagnosed diseases, chronic skin and sinus trouble, melanoma. And they say the stupidest things to me. They say, "Well, I'm taking these drugs and so I'll think about nutrition after these drugs cure me." They say, "Well, I don't see how what I put in my mouth could possibly affect this huge cancer I have." They act like the disease is not their fault, not a result of their lifestyle and that it happened to them like magic.
Then they get desperate. The drugs don't work, the cancers all come back and then they want some recipes. They're not sure they won't need a little glass of wine to cope but in the meantime they "might consider" juicing.
I need to tell you, the ones I love the most: I will not stand for this. If you ever get sick, I will not take NO for an answer.
Tracy, Sharon, Mary, Deb: I will rip you from your homes and put you in my backhouse. I will juice for you and feed you kale until you crap a brick. You will poop your cancer out in 30 days in my backhouse and then I will humbly return you to your husband cancer-free. I guaran-damn-tee you.
Sweetie, Girls: I will not let them cut you open, do chemo or radiation. That crap never works and everyone is just astounded when it doesn't. We will always, as a family, treat a broken leg or a car accident through a good medical doctor. But if, even after all I've fed you, you still get an auto-immune disease, I will make you eat the rainbow of vegetables regardless of what your tastebuds want. There will absolutely be no more pizza and cookies on the weekends and you will drink the most god-awful concoction of herbs you've ever seen. But you will be well in 30 days and you can just tell your friends your mother is a witch doctor and nobody will be the wiser.
Mom and Dad, Di and Brie and John: If you get sick, there will be never ending Hell to pay if you do not abide by every single thing I tell you to put in your mouth. You will be under the care of a chiropractor, not a M.D. You will have aromatherapy and carrot juice. I could care less whether you believe in it or not. God doesn't care whether you believe in Nature. Nature is there.....ignore it at your peril. The juice and herbs will make you well and then maybe your brain won't be so damaged as to think you can take a drug and make yourself well.
I'm just warning you.
Love Sheila/Mommy/Aunt Sheila.